Thursday, December 10, 2009

Have You Ever…

  • hung up on a telemarketer when, even after trying really hard to be polite, they just won’t take no for an answer?
  • gone the other way in the grocery store to avoid talking to someone?
  • made a quick call in the store so you only can smile and wave when walking by the person?
  • bought expensive whipped wax hair gel hoping to show your crazy spot who’s boss?
  • quickly logged off Facebook to avoid getting into a chat with a friend you hardly know?
  • thought about defriending someone, but decide to keep them for entertainment purposes?
  • made a joke you thought would go over your kids’ heads but your oldest gets it and gives you a knowing look?
  • been glad when one of your kids was sick because it got you out of something?
  • considered buying an “As Seen on TV” neck slimming device while waiting in line at the store?
  • driven somewhere and upon arrival realize you don’t remember how you got there?
  • heard one of your kids say, “Daddy I didn’t take any toys out.  I just sat in front of the TV all day!”
  • let your child go outside with no mittens on, even when you have yours on?
  • not noticed when your child took a scissor downstairs and cut themselves a mullet?
  • ignored you temper tantrumming two year old in a restaurant?
  • stopped at a gas station, unloaded kids and bought them candy just because you are desperate for a Diet Coke?
  • lived in denial of the fact that 5:00 would come and totally not thought about supper all day?


Yeah, neither have I.


Steph VG said...

Two things:

1.) I would never think you would do ANY of those things. Laughed heartily at some of the things I know you haven't done.

2.) LOVE the new design! Very pretty!

Dan and Tara said...

You and I have several things in common... :)
But, I don't take my kids out of the van. I leave them in there and buy myself something and then ask them, "Did you bring any money to buy yourself something? No? Bummer."

Henny said...

nope, not me!