Have You Ever…

• hung up on a telemarketer when, even after trying really hard to be polite, they just won’t take no for an answer?
• gone the other way in the grocery store to avoid talking to someone?
• made a quick call in the store so you only can smile and wave when walking by the person?
• bought expensive whipped wax hair gel hoping to show your crazy spot who’s boss?
• quickly logged off Facebook to avoid getting into a chat with a friend you hardly know?
• thought about defriending someone, but decide to keep them for entertainment purposes?
• made a joke you thought would go over your kids’ heads but your oldest gets it and gives you a knowing look?
• been glad when one of your kids was sick because it got you out of something?
• considered buying an “As Seen on TV” neck slimming device while waiting in line at the store?
• driven somewhere and upon arrival realize you don’t remember how you got there?
• heard one of your kids say, “Daddy I didn’t take any toys out.  I just sat in front of the TV all day!”
• let your child go outside with no mittens on, even when you have yours on?
• not noticed when your child took a scissor downstairs and cut themselves a mullet?
• ignored you temper tantrumming two year old in a restaurant?
• stopped at a gas station, unloaded kids and bought them candy just because you are desperate for a Diet Coke?
• lived in denial of the fact that 5:00 would come and totally not thought about supper all day?

 

Yeah, neither have I.